Just kidding again...
Betsy get off me!
Sorry I may seem a bit distracted on here, but I'm just faking it.
Oh wow, she obeyed.
Onward and Frontward!
...With cheese so gooOOoey... whoops I slipped again
So Mom says I should relate a couple embarrassing things that I did recently, but I thought I would relate some of the embarrassing things Jacob did instead. Here goes.
Jacob was doing Math on our desk while I was reading science on my bed. All of a sudden Jacob slapped his forehead and was like "I'm so dumb, I accidentally took the cosine of 60 and left it in degrees instead of changing to radians, which made me get the wrong answer to problem 14; then on problem 21 I took the log of 3 base 2 without taking the log of the other side of the equation to keep both sides equal so my answer was like X^(7/11)"
lol =)
Ok, ok, yes I made that up, I just had to get Jacob back for helping me get a problem wrong today...
I was at a place called Guardian College taking a CPR course, it was near the end of the course and the instructor was talking about the Heimlich maneuver and so he pointed to me and told me to come up and demonstrate it for everyone. So I told him I really didn't know how to do the Heimlich, but he told me he would teach me how.
So I came up and he said some things to everyone and then said "stick me in the stomach" I said "um.. what?" then he said it again, so I promptly punched him, then he doubled over with an "oof" sound and the whole class start laughing like I had just told a funny joke. The instructor then told me again, (after he had regained his breath) this time using slightly different language, to poke him in the stomach and circle around him, make a ball with both hands, then do a...
... Pizza angel please come to me, come to meee, bring bread and cheese so gooOOoey...
Sorry that little song seems to be engraved in my head today.
...gentle, "Gentle", pull up and in, (he said that normally you would do it hard but he wasn't really choking yet) so I did and he seemed loose about half the breath he had regained, and everyone started laughing again... Needless to say he told me I could go sit down now.
There you go Mom; now I won't be able to show my face outside until I bury this post...
Moving on... to somewhere else...
Jacob has been asked to help some people at our church produce a documentary, so he has been very excited and is in the process of making or writing down things he needs for his camera.
Meanwhile everyone has been going about here singing weird songs and painting each other, (disregard that last part) doing their best (ok ok it should be "our") to eat all the food in the house, and be outside as much as possible.
So everything is normal here, for now... =)
Mom is taking Joy to Shriners for an X-ray tomorrow, so hopefully that goes smoothly.
I still haven't been in a car accident yet, but don't worry, its only a matter of time...
Just Kidding Grandma
Alright my fingers are tired, or in other words I'm done.
Derangedly
Oh my goodness that is too funny. You were like "you want me to do that?" Wha?
ReplyDeleteI know that song, larry sings it. :) ...Pizza angel please come to me...I guess you all like those movies. ? Did you watch it lately?
What is the weather like there? We have wind and 30*. I had to pile wood on the stove. Well inside.
Do you are your family have Skype? We got it recently. You can leave a comment on my blog with info if you do have Skype. My comments don't show unless I publish them.
Yeah, lol
ReplyDeleteIt is really nice here lately!
I've heard of Skype, but we don't have it.
Wow 30 degrees huh? its been in the upper 60s here. =)